But I’d prefer to live good somewhere else.Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.I’ve finally stopped running away from myself. So why not make it a great one?It’s so amazing, I figured out this world is ours for the taking.I believe that life is a prize, but to live doesn’t mean you’re alive.I’m not living right, I’m not living if you’re not by my side.I like being myself. You’re right, and I’m left all alone.The best things come from living outside of your comfort zone.That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.Boys got swagger, men have style, but gentlemen have class.I will never be an old man. Maybe just slimmer, with a few less wrinkles.Do not ask me who I am and do not tell me to stay the same.“Revenge” sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it “Returning the favor.”Hearing a part of a song and thinking…’ That’s definitely going to be my next status!’The purpose of the day: To be a better person, not perfect, just better than yesterday.I’ll continue updating silly Instagram statuses and captions for the community to enjoy on the Internet.I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.Dear people who update their Instagram status every 30 seconds, there’s Twitter for a reason!We should see things with different eyes, not only from different sides.I find it weird that my dog probably the only one who doesn’t know what Instagram is?Mother said life is similar to a case of chocolates, you never realize what your gonna get.A smiling face is a beautiful face. Right but I have met, Mr. Liar, Mr. It just blooms.Keep your friends close, enemies closer and lipstick closest.No, I haven’t met Mr. Honeymoon, no. I’m gonna tell you who I am.I’ll be Burger King and you’ll be McDonald’s. Not me, but somebody does.Common sense is like deodorant.

I’m just the kind of guy who likes to smile.If your pictures aren’t good enough, you aren’t close enough.If all we had were roses, would the thorns then be beautiful?Present yourself with a beverage, put on some lipstick, and get a hold of yourself.The whole point of taking pictures is so that you don’t have to explain things with words.Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90-year-old, the body of a 20-year-old, and the energy of a 3-year-old.I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. This volcanic archipelago has a lot to offer adventurous couples, with an array of outdoor activities available as well as luxury beach resorts.With just shy of 30,000 mentions, Mexico is the fifth most popular honeymoon destination on Instagram. This is one handsome guy.I burned by bridges so the devil couldn’t follow me.You could be the king, but watch the queen conquer!Even I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in five minutes.Take me, or leave me, I’ll never be perfect. Stand by you.When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend does not count.You laugh. You’d be right here next to me.I don’t wanna see you cry, but I don’t wanna be the one to tell you a lie…I love you as high as the sky and as deep as the sea.There are only two times that I want to be with you- Now and Forever.Talking to you, laughing with you, being with you, changes my whole mood.You made me feel beautiful when I thought I was nothing.Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.I carry your heart with me, I carry it in my heart.Let’s commit the perfect crime.

Respect you. Just remember, life goes on.If you need somebody you can trust, trust yourself.No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky.Nothing lasts forever but at least we got these memories.Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the greatest Insta captions of them all?She turned her cants into cans and her dreams into plans.Today’s selfie is brought to you by self-confidence, boredom, and good Instagram filters.Life belongs to optimists. There is no beginning. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be loving it.Keep a smile on your face and let your personality be your autograph.I accept chaos, I’m not sure whether it accepts me.I definitely don’t plead guilty to being a heartthrob.Sometimes you just have to bite your upper lip and put sunglasses on.And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while.I feel my temperature rising. There is only the passion of life.That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status.You are not loved because you are good, you are good because you are loved.I bet that in prison everyone’s Instagram relationship status is set to “it’s complicated”.Just because I like your Instagram status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hang out with you.You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it’s just teeth.If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Instagram profile; Try changing your status to ‘Single’ and wait 3-5 minutes.100+ Sassy Instagram Captions - Classy and Sassy QuotesShort Instagram Captions - Best Short Captions for Instagram85+ Bio for Instagram - Best Instagram Bio To Attract Followers220+ Cool Quotes for Instagram Captions & Profile Bio