The recognition of sarcasm without the accompaniment of a cue develops around the beginning of adolescence or later. How do you get your food in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time?157. Wiesbaden: Harrassowitz, 1995. An apple a day keeps anything away if you throw it hard enough.92. It’s funny and witty, brings humor into our lives but it gives the most brutal kind of honesty too.Even some of the best life lessons we learn are from the most sarcastic quotes we read over the internet or from our dearest friends and family. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.208. You are the result of 4 billion years of evolution. Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems3. True bonding is when you and your friends are all angry about the same thing.27. – Steven Wright13. “That is the ugliest top I’ve ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.”49. My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.204. I’d call you a d..ck but you’re not real enough.113. I am a nice person. 20 Something 20 Somethings 30 Somethings Brilliant Comedy Culture Fun Funny ha Health & Wellness Hilarious Humor Jokes Laughing lol One-Liners Puns Sarcasm Sarcastic Snarky 0 Related This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” – Steven Wright2. Observe their manner of speaking and body language. If you want to change the world, do it while you’re single. Don’t worry about hurting my feelings, because I guarantee you not one bit of my self-esteem is tied up in your acceptance.101. Sweetie, leave the sarcasm and insults to the pros. I may look calm but in my mind, I’ve killed you three times.149. You have no one to blame but yourself. “Life’s good, you should get one.” 49. My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.206. A person can be one way and sarcastically express another side of themselves. At least mosquitoes find me attractive.37. You, sir, are the human version of period cramps.225. Share to Reddit. Share to Reddit. Don’t judge a student by his percentage.41. “Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. “If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.”13. sarcasm. “If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. Accidents, however, will happen.82. Neighbors and relatives are enough.38. I’m going to hell in so many different religions.231. “I’m not crazy! Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.207. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered, “Who ties your shoelaces for you?”226. “I’m not sarcastic.

“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”33. Thats Nice. And when I’m happy, I like to bake cookies and shit.126. “Always remember that you’re unique. I don’t know how to accept compliments.

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.214. Copy embed to clipboard. I’m sorry, I don’t take orders.

In order to insult me, I must value your opinion. 16. And always just walk away with a smile on your face. The whole purpose of sending a text is to get a reply within seconds or minutes, otherwise, I would have sent a letter by fucking mail.15. Could you at least start using lubricant?100. A 2015 study by L. Huang, F. Gino and A.D. Galinsky of the Harvard Business School "tests a novel theoretical model in which both the construction and interpretation of sarcasm lead to greater creativity because they activate abstract thinking." “Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.”6. “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” – Ashleigh Brilliant23. You can smooth it over but it’s never going to be the same again.190. Sarcasm is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". “If you’re waiting for me to give a shit, you better pack a lunch. Need college for a job. Worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.150.