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57 jokes about doctors. Doctor, doctor jokes have really stood the test of time! Still feeling down, we've got plenty for hospital memes for ya... check em out!What do Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Jerry Seinfeld and Kevin Hart have in common? I couldn't drink my medicine after my bath like you told me.
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How's that?Doctor, doctor! I've a little bit of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.Oh dear, I'm afraid to say it looks like just the tip of the iceberg!Doctor, doctor! I've got a cricket ball stuck in my bottom. Let us know what you think. Absolutely hillarious doctor one-liners! Location: Clean Jokes > Kids Jokes > Doctor doctor Jokes: Enter your E-MAIL address BELOW for JOKES by E … Doctor, Doctor, I swallowed a bone.
Help, I feel like a pair of curtains.Doctor, doctor! The largest collection of doctor one-line jokes in the world.
How long can a person live without a brain?Doctor, doctor! You can find out more about our policy and your choices, including how to opt-out kidspot.com.au may receive an affiliate commission if you buy through our links. I snore so loud I keep myself awake!Hmm, take these and if it's not better soon, give me a ring!Doctor, doctor! Are you choking?Doctor, doctor! See more: * Doctor Who Humor * Best Doctor Jokes * Doctor Who Humor Joke Of The Day Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. When did this happen?Doctor, doctor! What is the best time to go to the dentist?
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Doctor jokes. I keep thinking I'm a moth. Goodness, what's come over you?Doctor, doctor! That’s ok, he’ll have another rally & get cheers & chants from his suckered worshipers.
You need a psychiatrist not a doctor!I know, but I was walking past and I saw your light was on!
The house call is here!
I can't help thinking I'm a goat. I keep thinking I'm a dog! No, I really did! My paramedic team was called to an emergency.
Have you taken anything for it?Doctor, doctor! Years? Some 'Doctor, Doctor' jokes might make you a little feverish but these kids jokes will have a laughter-inducing effect. Doctor! Every time I drink a cup of hot chocolate I get a stabbing pain in the eye!Doctor, doctor! Basically they are another kind of role play (a bit like knock knock jokes). Heart-Stopping. They all have kids.May all your wrinkles come from smiles. Doctor Doctor Jokes. Doctor, doctor jokes have really stood the test of time! Do take a seat.I can't - Mum says I'm not allowed on the furniture!Doctor, doctor! The doctor answers, "Well, here’s something you can try on her to test her hearing. A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.” “Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn’t changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month.”
Can you give me something for my wind?Doctor, doctor! What's the quickest way to get to hospital?Doctor, doctor! When you're cured, head on over to our teacher jokes or ask Why did...?
Doctor Doctor jokes are different to plain old doctor jokes (I'll add these too). I keep thinking I’m a bridge! They've dropped me from the cricket team - they call me butterfingers…Doctor, doctor! Have you seen a doctor already?Doctor, doctor! Some 'Doctor, Doctor' jokes might make you a little feverish but these kids jokes will have a laughter-inducing effect. I've gone all crumbly, like a cheese biscuit...Doctor, doctor! Have you taken anything for it?Doctor, doctor! Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
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