After waiting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office for over an hour we were finally admitted to see the Doctor.After the usual routine of listening to her breathing and checking her ears, the Doctor looked my daughter in the eye and said, “so what would you say is bothering  you the most?”Without skipping a beat my daughter promptly answered, “Billy, he always breaks my toys!”A lady came in for a routine physical at the doctor’s office .

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Clean jokes for kids and people of all ages. “The bathroom is over there on your right. I think it could be due to alcohol.”Sam goes to the doctor for his yearly checkup. Being that he had a very comprehensive health history, he brought along all of his medical paperwork, when it came time for his first check up with his new Doctor.After browsing through the extensive medical history, the Doctor stared at Brian for a few moments and said, ” Well there’s one thing I can say for certain, you sure look better in person than you do on paper!”Brian, one of the worlds greatest hypochondriacs, bumped into his Dr. one day at the supermarket.“Doc!” Brian exclaimed, “I’ve been meaning to tell you, remember those voices I kept on hearing in my head?

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“There’s nothing wonderful about it. posted by “Well” said the doctor, “do you drink or smoke?” “No” Sam replied. Doctor Thomas asks: "What's the problem?"

The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. His wife Maggie was in labor and Brian was sure it was time to head to the hospital. The doctor tried to put me at ease but to no avail. The largest collection of doctor one-line jokes in the world.

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Funny Doctor Jokes. Doctor: Well, I think You have a broken finger! Doctor, doctor! “NO YOU STUPID NITWIT, THIS IS HER HUSBAND!”“I hate to have to tell you this”, said the Doctor in a sad compassionate voice,  “but you have been unfortunately been diagnosed with a highly contagious disease, we will have to quarantine you and you’ll only be fed cheese and bologna.”“That’s terrible!” Said the distraught young man, quickly sitting down before he could faint.

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But they had a toilet in there, so I didn’t need this after all!”Due to a job transfer, Brian moved from his hometown to New York City. Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?"

“There there”, he said “only one eye left!” History Biography Geography Science Games. The doctor will be with you in a few minutes.”A few minutes later the lady came out of the bathroom with an empty container and a relieved look on her face.“Thanks! Nurse jokes funny clean ***** Nurse jokes one liner and puns are so humerus! Celebrity Jokes! And I have the most awful pain, but I don't know where."

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!”“It’s not exactly a diet”, responded the Doctor matter of factly, “it’s just the only food that will fit under the door!”My four year old daughter had a terrible case of the flu, she was achy, had a high fever, and was terribly hoarse. posted by “I don’t know if I could handle being in quarantine…and the cheese and bologna diet…What’s with the cheese and bologna diet anyway? Enjoy our funny doctor jokes and puns.